I told Julianna to get a video, asked her to put it in the VCR and she's quiet for a minute then says "uh..how do you put this in?"

Julianna- How many kids do you want?
Me- I don't know 
Julianna- I want a whole house full..then when I go to work you can baby sit them! 

Driving to Las vegas (the kids had no idea) we got into Arizona
Jayden- I can't believe we're lost in the desert. Now we're going to get eaten by lions!!

In mesquite-
Julianna-  Palm trees! Now we're in Hawaii!!

Julianna was sick, I had to go to work and she was texting me-
Me- Nana you doing okay?
Nana- Yeah..I'm just coughing my soul out

We were in LaS vegas and in the hotel there's a dragon. Jayden HAD to show be because its a "smoke breathing dragon" We go to the shop that its in and after about 5 minutes..
Me- Jayden are you sure it smokes?
Jayden- Yeah I saw it!
Another 5 minutes goes by
Jayden- I don't think he likes you. Maybe you should turn around and when he smokes I'll yell.
I roll my eyes and turn around, not even 20 seconds later
Jayden- LASHELLE, LASHELLE IT'S DOING IT!! I told you so!!

I was feeling well one day
Julianna says "don't worry LaShelle if you pass out we will call 911"
Jayden- well what about us? I don't want to sit at the hospital
Julianna- we'll go to jenis!
Me- how do you plan on getting there?
Julianna- take the truck! I'll steer and jayden can push the pedals.

Jayden brings me a bloody tissue-
Me- what happened?
Jayden- my knee hit my nose..
Me- well how did that happen?
Jayden- I was dancing....