Winners

Mom: "Jayden clean your room"
Jayden: "You aren't going to win the piston cup."

Big differences

Julianna: "Jayden hit me. In the face"
Jayden in the background:"no I patted it!"

Sympathy

Today one of our fish died, and Jayden says "awww..poor fish..can I flush him?"

BLAM

Dad is setting up the wii nerf game and asks Jayden what he wanted his name to beand he says "JACK BLAM!"
Dad:"Whos that?"
Jayden: "He's the guy who comes and knocks your door down! BLAM BLAM BLAM!"

Friends first

Jayden has a friend at daycare named Jersey, she's in kindergarten, at a school program she was waving at Jayden. Her mom was thinking that Jersey was waving to her. after the show, Jersey says: "I wasn't waving at YOU mom I was waving at JAYDEN"

Big mouths

Last night after my mom wrapped a presant for me, I came into the room and kept asking jayden what it was- he yelled at me "if you ask what it is ONE more time, then we are taking it back!" then him and julianna started singing "it's a pillow, it's a pet, its a pillow pet!"
Guess what I got to open? :D

Karma

Jayden now takes our dog chloes rope, throws it downstairs, and shuts the door and runs away laughing.
Julianna, when Jayden went downstairs, shut the door and ran away laughing. Instead of opening the door, Jayden stood on the stairs screaming

BFFS

Jayden had two mis matched socks on-one lightning mcqueen and sally from the movie "Cars"
Jayden: "I can wear them together because they are friends."

Dog Whisperer

Jayden: "We should get bud and kula (our dogs) peanut butter bones.."
Dad: "why?"
Jayden: "Because remember when I talked to them.and I asked them if they liked peanut butter and he said ARF! that means yes"

To much T.V.?

Jayden: "Theres smart, then theres Kmart smart"

The true meaning of yellow

Julianna: "Red means stop, green means go and yellow means..."
Jayden interupts: "STEP ON IT MOMMY"

Ask

Jayden: "KISS MY ASK!"
...he ment ass

Hypocrisy

I don't remember what Jayden and Julianna were arguing about but all the sudden I hear jayden say "It's NOT okay for you to say that to me!"
Julianna: "Well you said it to me"
Jayden: "but thats okay. you just can't say it to me."

Rules and etiquette

This morning I was holding Jayden then he slid off my lap..
Me: "Where you goin buddy?"
Jayden: "To get my blankie, when you hold someone they have to have a blankie"

Arguments

Jayden went to his daycare lady and said "I like to fight with my sister shell!"
Tanya: "about what?"
Jayden walks away and comes back later..
"EVERYTHING!"

Friends

Jayden comes up to me and says with a dead serious look on his face
"Is batman supermans friend, and is superman batmans friend?"
Me: "Yes, Jayden"
Jayden with a relieved look on his face: "Oh good"

Only on Tuesdays

Jayden: "I like milk, mac and cheese, and cereal, annnnnddddd....somedays I like peanut butter..but I HATE it on tuesdays!

Don't make me say it..

Jayden: "Don't make me say I don't like you"
(later)
Jayden: "I don't like you."
Me:"Well I don't like you either. why don't you like me?"
Jayden: "You like me cause I'm famous"

I'm going to scare her with my naked!!

(Chloe climbed up the ladder to get her toy alligator from the box, I went to tell my mom about it and jayden overheard..)
Jayden:"my alligator?"
Me:"no her alligator"
Jayden: "NO MINE!"
Me "okay do you want to kick her butt?"
Jayden: "No I want to scare her"
Me: "okay lets get your cloths on so you can scare her"
Jayden: "No im going to scare her with my naked!!"

Run for your life!!

I was in the kitchen washing dishs, and jayden knows that if I see an ant, I kill it.
Jayden saw an ant and got on the floor and whispers: "ANT! crawl under da rug before Shelle smashes you! Go now. UGH! *pushs ant under the rug, smashing it in the process then leaves the kitchen grumbling* nobody listens"

Making deals

Jayden: "ashelle, I'll make you a deal. if I don't clean my room...I will be your brother. and you will take us to get icees okay?"

Frustration

Jayden picked out the movie madagascar, before he put the DVD in he blew on it (cleaning it)
About 30 minutes into the movie it starts skipping
jayden says: "I thought I cleaned this damn thing"

Sarcasm

Julianna, Jayden and I were watching TV when what I remember to be a frosteds flake commercial came on and said "ARE YOU UP?" and nana says "no. i'm sitting down duh."

Completion

One night Jayden said he wanted a cupcake and some more m&m's...then mom said would that make your life complete? and jayden said I dont have a wife..I have a girlfriend

Classic

So this isn't about jayden or julianna, but I think I'll start posting (only the funniest) quotes from other kids. I'm in hair school and we offer princess parties..I've discoverd that this is when I hear some of the cutest things.

one little girl i asked her what kind of music she liked..she says "oh i like the classics" so me thinking that she ment pachebel, bach, beethoven..somethin along those lines..i asked her who her favortie was..she said "selena gomez"...hahaha

I was doing another little girls hair and her mom said "your hair is going to be so pretty, just like a bride." so I asked her, "are you getting married??" she said no and I asked why..and she replied "because I havn't found my true love yet!"

Santa

Last night I was arguing with Jayden and I tickled him after he kicked me, and he looks at me with a dead serious face "Your on santa's naughty list"

Giraffes

A few weeks ago we were waiting for our new dog to arrive,Julianna and Jayden were talking about him and Jayden asks, "Do you think mommy is excited for kula?" (the dog) Julianna says "No mom doesn't like dogs" "Does she like cats?" "No" *Jayden pauses and poders for about 5 minutes then asks "Well does she like giraffes?"

Lizards

One friday my mom texted me to let me know that my little brother named his new slap sticky lizard LaShelle..When I came home I asked him why he named him LaShelle, he said because the lizard was my brother. haha..

Bright lights

Jayden has one of those "indestructable" kid cameras and it has an insanly bright flash. while my dad was sleeping he took an extreme close up nd when my dad jumped and yelled, jayden asked, "is that a bright light?"

Bad day

Every morning before I leave for school, jayden wants a hug. On fridays he usually sleeps in so I dont give him a hug, Well this particular friday he come running up the stairs just as I was leaving and he said "SHELL! do you WANT my day to be ruined?!" and held his arms out for a hug.

Vampires have awesome disguises

My mom told me about how jayden had stepped on a staple, so I asked him what happend and he told me he stepped on a staple..and it turned into a vampire bite. LOL

The smolder

For my sisters birthday, I took her to see the new movie "Tanlged" as an early present. In the movie rapunzel hits him with a pan while he is doing "the smolder" and he says "you broke my smolder!" When we got home she ran to jayden and said "you broke my smolder!" he looks at her sad and confused then says "I didn't mean too.."

Technology is taking over the kids

I was watching the kids one day ad we were playing the wii..I wanted to hear what he would say if I asked him how to play the wii..he pushed me back and held up his remote then said "watch. and learn"

What happend last night?

I don't even remember what I was talkin to him about..but he told me "well last night i had that thing, and then..and then..and then..WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO just like that"

Chocolate milk

After about 30 minutes about whining for some milk..I got jayden a small glass, he went into the living room all sorts of happy..after I put the milk away I went to the living room to find that he put his M&M'S in his milk..I asked him what he was doing and he said "I'm making chocolate milk!"

I like big butts!

One day we were driving home, and jayden starts singing "oh. my. gosh. BECKY look at her butt. it is soo big." I couldnt stop laughing at him

I was here FIRST!

So I'm arguing with jayden about who was here first, so I'm thinking who was born first..he says "I WAS IN THIS FRICKIN HOUSE FIRST!!"

HI!!!

So since I just made the blog..I'll just start from what I can remember and whats one my facebook page :) I'll try to put the dates that it was said! enjoy