10 second rule

Jayden dropped an m&m on the floor and said "m&ms dont get dirty from the floor."
me: "why not?"
Jayden:"because its still shiny"

Sugar and spice

Since it's the chinese new year, Julianna is learning about the years that we're born in, I'm a rooster, jayden is a dog, nana is a horse, and mom is an ox. Jayden said: "Maybe im a dog because boys smell like dogs."
Julianna said: "I'm a horse so I smell like a horse!"
Jayden said, "No you don't your a girl so you smell like flowers!!"

Reality

Mom and Jayden were watching Lady and the Tramp 2 and Jayden said "I wish there was a hole in the t.v. so all the dogs could come out."

Snow

Jayden: "We don't eat snow that people have crunched on."

Money

We were watching T.V. and on ICarly Gibby asked "Is there anything money can't do?"
Julianna: "Grow on trees."

Pokes

Me: "C'mon Jayden! Your a slow poke!
Jayden: "I'm not a slow poke. I'm a fast poke!"

Counting

Tonight, I told Jayden that if he ate his dinner we would make the gingerbread house that I got for a white elephant, after he ate he asked if we could make it..and I told him we could in two minutes
Jayden: "Okay so when I count to 2?"
Me: "No when you count to 120."
Jayden: "1..2..3...4.120!"

Looks

Jayden fell and hit his head, alittle while after he stopped crying he said: "I can't go to Tanya's(daycare) looking like this!!