10 second rule

Jayden dropped an m&m on the floor and said "m&ms dont get dirty from the floor."
me: "why not?"
Jayden:"because its still shiny"

Sugar and spice

Since it's the chinese new year, Julianna is learning about the years that we're born in, I'm a rooster, jayden is a dog, nana is a horse, and mom is an ox. Jayden said: "Maybe im a dog because boys smell like dogs."
Julianna said: "I'm a horse so I smell like a horse!"
Jayden said, "No you don't your a girl so you smell like flowers!!"