Birthdays

Jayden-"Hey mom...when you had me out of your tummy why did you make my birthday so far away?"
Dad- "When would you like your birthday to be?"
Jayden-"Monday."

Me- Nana put the money in your bra
 Mom- No put it in your pocket you dont have anything holding your bra up
 Julianna-Yes I do I have shoulders

Jayden brought home an unfinished paper mom told him he needed to do it, he was mad cause his teacher didn't tell him he had to. He called mom a "dirt bag and a little shit". After laughing really hard and him still being naughty Mom spanked his bum and had him go sit on his bed. When she came back upstairs he was eating and had completed his paper, Mom asked him if it was worth fighting over, he said he didn't mean the part where he called me a dirt bag. I asked if he meant to call me a little shit. He said yes. Lil shit.

A few days after Jayden started school he come home and was telling me about the kids in his class.."There's a girl in my class she looks like she's never played before."

Not something the kids said, but still funny
Our cousin Tasha was holding jayden because he was cold.
 Me- nana I want to go home because I'm cold. And no one wants to hold me..
 Gas station worker- hey now. Thats not true, I'll hold you.
Me-I dunno about that we just got done swimmin and I'm all wet.
Worker-thats alright
 Kathy- Are you flirting with my niece?

Jayden: "I don't like to rub feet cause feet feel weird"

Trouble

Jayden had done something naughty and I was telling him to stop, he folds his arms and puts his "grumpy face" on.. "I wish you were a bad kid then I wouldn't get in so much trouble"

I haven't updated this blog in a while, since the last post school has started back up. I am not Jaydens mom, But it was hard for me to take him to kindergarten. I dreaded it all summer..I was able to keep it together when we took him to school, but when I got home I bawled my eyes out for at least 30 minutes! I know..I'm such a baby! For the last 6 years he is ALWAYS there! I still find myself opening the passenger side of the car door for him even when he isn't even there. The one thing that makes me smile is everyday, when I go to pick him up he sees me through the class room windows, he gets a big smile on his face and says "thats my big sister!!!" I just love this kid

Dating advice

Jayden: "Im not having a girlfriend. Ill just go to the orphanage and get kids" "Guys dont like roses...because guys arent girls. And if you have a girlfriend..you have to give her flowers. Pretty simple huh."