Not something the kids said, but still funny
Our cousin Tasha was holding jayden because he was cold.
 Me- nana I want to go home because I'm cold. And no one wants to hold me..
 Gas station worker- hey now. Thats not true, I'll hold you.
Me-I dunno about that we just got done swimmin and I'm all wet.
Worker-thats alright
 Kathy- Are you flirting with my niece?