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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

You know your around kids to much when....

Now most of these may or may not be true..but I hope some can relate :) 
You know you are around kids to much when/You know your a stay at home mom (or sister) when..
  • Bodily functions don't freak you out as much as they should. 
  • You don't realize how long your hair has gotten because it's always in a pony tail
  • You pour yourself a "kid sized" amount of cereal 
  • No wippes? No problem..spit bath!
  • You hear noises and automatically wonder why in the world would kids be up at 2 a.m
  • You get more excited about a new cartoon movie rather than a "grown up" movie
  • Cereal is an acceptable meal at anytime.
  • When dropping kids off..you look at other moms and wonder how the hell they can have their hair and makeup done, clothes clean, and kids put together before 9:00 
  • You argue with kids about bedtime..on the weekend. 
  • At the park you have the urge to tell random kids to "stop climbing that you're going to break your neck"
  • You go shopping for yourself, end up leaving with 1 thing for yourself..and a cart full of things for the kids
  • You just watched an episode of the fairly oddparents..by yourself.
  • Sleeping in is sleeping until 8 a.m
  • NOTHING moves faster than you when you hear a little one cry..your also ready to call 911.  
Anyone have anything to add?

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