Mom- Jayden just asked if we've been catching villains at my office. I said felons? He said same thing they're both bad people.

At lunch 2 girls were waiving at Jayden, I asked who they were and he says one is Alexis, the other one, I didn't catch her name.

Jayden had a abscess on his arm, mom and dad were trying to pop it and after they got it, Jayden sat up, held his hands out and said "I just don't want any more trouble"

While we were eating tonight Jayden and Julianna were playing master chef, Jayden takes a bite, chews slowly then squints his eyes and says "You've got it". Julianna says "You're going to Hollywood!"

Me- Good news guys we get to sleep in tomorrow! 
Jayden- Bad news, I'm not sleeping in!!!

Standing in the lunch line and a 1st grader says "hash tag..your a JERK"

Me: Jayden why dont you sleep in like a normal person?
Jayden: because I like spending time with dad before he goes to work..

So I told Jayden to pop his head in nanas door and see what she was doing, he comes back to the living room and says
"Can you not tell me to do that again?"
Me- "why?"
Jayden- "well first of all I got a headache..second of all I couldn't even see what she was doing."
Me- "...I meant open the door, stick your head in and ask her"
Jayden-"ohhhhhh"

We were at the dollar store, Jayden left his wallet behind and he REALLY wanted a toy car, so I asked him if he would pay me back and he said yes. We went back to my aunts house..
Me- Jayden I wont make you give me a dollar if you rub my feet.
Jayden- Uh..I would rather give you the dollar..

Jayden: I can't wait til next week cause then I'll be ungrounded from Netflix
Me: I'll unground you if you..
Jayden: please don't say a massage! I'll give you...a dollar! 
Me: I don't want a dollar..I kinda want a cheeseburger.
Jayden: well a dollar can buy you a cheeseburger..
Me: where can I get a cheese burger for a dollar?
Jayden: aww I wanted to use the dollar for a beyblade..
Me: well you said you would give me a dollar. 
Jayden (while pouting): fine..I'll give you a massage..
LOL

Me: Jayden I don't feel good..go get dinner started
Jayden: Nope
Me: whhhyyyyyy
Jayden- because I'm a 6 year old boy. DUH

Jayden: I'm giving you the silent treatment. 
Me: Okay.
Jayden: I'm serious.
Me: Never said you weren't.
Jayden: I'm never going to talk to you. Not even when we die.
Me: That's fine. 
We keep walking and Jayden has a grumpy look on his face..then looks all sad
Me: What's wrong?
Jayden: I forgot to tell you something about my day..but I can't tell you because i'm not talking to you.
Me: Well your already talking to me so you might as well just tell me
Jayden: UGH

Jayden: are you okay to drive?
Me: well I don't have much of a choice. 
Jayden: we could hitch hike

Jayden came down to my room barking like a dog..
Me: Jayden why are you barking..
Jayden: because rooster noises are annoying 

Jayden talking about his arm hair: I'm just turning into a gorilla

Jayden- "My tummy hurts"
Julianna- "Get up and be a man!"

Slept in for a little while today, usually not a problem because Jayden just watches netflix til I get up...today I came upstairs to find that Jayden ate a whole package of oreos by himself...but it's okay, because oreos taste good so therefore the are good for you.

Me: no matter how pissed off i get i don't hold a candle to a drill sergeant.
Rylee Bott: ill get you a hat..you always feel more confidant with a hat

I gave jayden a napkin because his face was getting messy..
"I eat a lot dont i shell"
"Yep your a little piggy"
"Im like shaggy and scooby..so i wont get fat"

Working on Jens nursery..
"You gonna put this much effort into my babies room?"
Mom- "yeah probably more.'
Me- "im not telling you anything til i get the nursery and everything done" 
Mom- "bullshit when you get a house ill decorate the nursery before you even think about getting pregnant."

Jayden- I'll just pretend there's no such thing as you

 I made some apple treats(they are REALLY good), and I cut off a piece for dad and told Julianna to take it to him, she takes 2 steps out of the kitchen and comes back in and says "oops..I ate it.." 

So we're at the bank and Jayden says 
"I want a drink" (meaning a slurp drink)
Me- "Me too Jayden.."
Bank teller starts laughing and says "if you find a bar that allows children in and let's you drink before noon let me know"

Ultra sound tech- I'd like to take a look at your kidneys
Jayden - what are those?
tech- its what makes you pee dude!
Jayden- oh you mean nuts?

From: Julianna to: LaShelle
Dear diary, this whole week was fun and when my parents went to Las vegas I missed them but i had a great time with my sister. she took us to buffalo wild wings and she also took us shopping and got us candy. She also let the boys come over but she didn't have to do all that. I still love her no matter what..your the best I'm not saying that 
it is from my heart. 
Roses are red violets are blue but your the sweetest sister I ever had. no matter if your mad or sad you will still be the sweetest sister i ever had no matter where you are you will always be the sweetest and in my world your the queen because your the best and lets say that your fun in my world.