Jayden: I'm giving you the silent treatment. 
Me: Okay.
Jayden: I'm serious.
Me: Never said you weren't.
Jayden: I'm never going to talk to you. Not even when we die.
Me: That's fine. 
We keep walking and Jayden has a grumpy look on his face..then looks all sad
Me: What's wrong?
Jayden: I forgot to tell you something about my day..but I can't tell you because i'm not talking to you.
Me: Well your already talking to me so you might as well just tell me
Jayden: UGH