Mom- Jayden just asked if we've been catching villains at my office. I said felons? He said same thing they're both bad people.

At lunch 2 girls were waiving at Jayden, I asked who they were and he says one is Alexis, the other one, I didn't catch her name.

Jayden had a abscess on his arm, mom and dad were trying to pop it and after they got it, Jayden sat up, held his hands out and said "I just don't want any more trouble"

While we were eating tonight Jayden and Julianna were playing master chef, Jayden takes a bite, chews slowly then squints his eyes and says "You've got it". Julianna says "You're going to Hollywood!"

Me- Good news guys we get to sleep in tomorrow! 
Jayden- Bad news, I'm not sleeping in!!!

Standing in the lunch line and a 1st grader says "hash tag..your a JERK"

Me: Jayden why dont you sleep in like a normal person?
Jayden: because I like spending time with dad before he goes to work..

So I told Jayden to pop his head in nanas door and see what she was doing, he comes back to the living room and says
"Can you not tell me to do that again?"
Me- "why?"
Jayden- "well first of all I got a headache..second of all I couldn't even see what she was doing."
Me- "...I meant open the door, stick your head in and ask her"
Jayden-"ohhhhhh"

We were at the dollar store, Jayden left his wallet behind and he REALLY wanted a toy car, so I asked him if he would pay me back and he said yes. We went back to my aunts house..
Me- Jayden I wont make you give me a dollar if you rub my feet.
Jayden- Uh..I would rather give you the dollar..

Jayden: I can't wait til next week cause then I'll be ungrounded from Netflix
Me: I'll unground you if you..
Jayden: please don't say a massage! I'll give you...a dollar! 
Me: I don't want a dollar..I kinda want a cheeseburger.
Jayden: well a dollar can buy you a cheeseburger..
Me: where can I get a cheese burger for a dollar?
Jayden: aww I wanted to use the dollar for a beyblade..
Me: well you said you would give me a dollar. 
Jayden (while pouting): fine..I'll give you a massage..
LOL

Me: Jayden I don't feel good..go get dinner started
Jayden: Nope
Me: whhhyyyyyy
Jayden- because I'm a 6 year old boy. DUH

Jayden: I'm giving you the silent treatment. 
Me: Okay.
Jayden: I'm serious.
Me: Never said you weren't.
Jayden: I'm never going to talk to you. Not even when we die.
Me: That's fine. 
We keep walking and Jayden has a grumpy look on his face..then looks all sad
Me: What's wrong?
Jayden: I forgot to tell you something about my day..but I can't tell you because i'm not talking to you.
Me: Well your already talking to me so you might as well just tell me
Jayden: UGH

Jayden: are you okay to drive?
Me: well I don't have much of a choice. 
Jayden: we could hitch hike

Jayden came down to my room barking like a dog..
Me: Jayden why are you barking..
Jayden: because rooster noises are annoying 

Jayden talking about his arm hair: I'm just turning into a gorilla

Jayden- "My tummy hurts"
Julianna- "Get up and be a man!"

Slept in for a little while today, usually not a problem because Jayden just watches netflix til I get up...today I came upstairs to find that Jayden ate a whole package of oreos by himself...but it's okay, because oreos taste good so therefore the are good for you.

Me: no matter how pissed off i get i don't hold a candle to a drill sergeant.
Rylee Bott: ill get you a hat..you always feel more confidant with a hat

I gave jayden a napkin because his face was getting messy..
"I eat a lot dont i shell"
"Yep your a little piggy"
"Im like shaggy and scooby..so i wont get fat"

Working on Jens nursery..
"You gonna put this much effort into my babies room?"
Mom- "yeah probably more.'
Me- "im not telling you anything til i get the nursery and everything done" 
Mom- "bullshit when you get a house ill decorate the nursery before you even think about getting pregnant."

Jayden- I'll just pretend there's no such thing as you

 I made some apple treats(they are REALLY good), and I cut off a piece for dad and told Julianna to take it to him, she takes 2 steps out of the kitchen and comes back in and says "oops..I ate it.." 

So we're at the bank and Jayden says 
"I want a drink" (meaning a slurp drink)
Me- "Me too Jayden.."
Bank teller starts laughing and says "if you find a bar that allows children in and let's you drink before noon let me know"

Ultra sound tech- I'd like to take a look at your kidneys
Jayden - what are those?
tech- its what makes you pee dude!
Jayden- oh you mean nuts?

From: Julianna to: LaShelle
Dear diary, this whole week was fun and when my parents went to Las vegas I missed them but i had a great time with my sister. she took us to buffalo wild wings and she also took us shopping and got us candy. She also let the boys come over but she didn't have to do all that. I still love her no matter what..your the best I'm not saying that 
it is from my heart. 
Roses are red violets are blue but your the sweetest sister I ever had. no matter if your mad or sad you will still be the sweetest sister i ever had no matter where you are you will always be the sweetest and in my world your the queen because your the best and lets say that your fun in my world.

One night we were all just sitting around on the couch when Jayden says..
"LaShelle..are you adopted?
Me- "WHAT?"
Jayden- "like did mom and dad have you..or did they get you from somewhere?"

Jayden-"look at that herd of teenagers!"

I love giveaways

Amazing giveaway going on over at http://breezee-bluebird.blogspot.com/2013/09/bluebirds-nest-15k-giveaway.html! check it out!

Jayden is on a role..

We were arm wrestling.."your pretty good..for a woman"

Waiting to pick Julianna up from school..
"I wonder when the volcano will explode"
Me: "theres no volcano here"
"The school is the volcano..and the kids are the lava"

Lesson in Romance

So I think you all remember the story of Rune, Jaydens girl..if not follow this linkhttp://kidssaythedamndestthings.blogspot.com/2013/03/young-love.html
I picked Jayden up from school today and he looked a little grumpy..I asked him what was wrong and he said Hunter likes Rune too..
Jayden: Hunter says that he's going to take her on a more romantical date than me..he says his date is better than mine..then he spit in my face.
Me: Well that's not nice did you tell your teacher say?
Jayden: She just told me to tell him not to do that
(YES his teacher has horrible consequences and I am NOT happy)
Me: Well I think Rune likes you more. What makes hunter think his date is so special?
Jayden: He says hes going to take her to his house..but that's not a date. for a date you have to take the girl somewhere nice..girls like that.
My brother is better at dating than most guys my age

So yesterday I went to pick my brother up from school in my dads car, (mom and dad were in Vegas so dad was letting me use his car)
The teacher didn't recognize me as Jayden's big sister, since I'm usually in the truck. I yelled out the window and said "I'm here to get Jayden" she called into the class and I was waiting for Jayden to come.
A boy in his class named Hayden comes out and stands at my window for a minute and I'm thinking that he's going to ask if Jayden can have a play date but the poor kid looks like hes going to cry..then he gets in the car and I asked him if he was okay..he starts tearing up and says "you aren't my mom..". Then, I finally realize that the teacher thought I said Hayden..She was SO embarrassed and said "thank the lord you aren't some crazy kidnapper". Then she sent Jayden out and he is laughing..then he says "Hayden thought he was your brother...but he can't do that because you are MY sister.." 

Young love...

Picked Jayden up from school and he had a big goofy grin on his face..
Me: You look like you had a good day
Jayden: Yeah..
Me: Well what made it such a good day?
Jayden: Rune told me she likes me.. (He's turning a little bit pink)
Me: Oh yeah? She's a pretty cute girl. 
Jayden: She even gave me a kiss on the ear!
Me: (trying my hardest not to laugh) Did you like the kiss?
Jayden: (as red as a tomato) Yes..

You know your around kids to much when....

Now most of these may or may not be true..but I hope some can relate :) 

You know you are around kids to much when/You know your a stay at home mom (or sister) when..

• Bodily functions don't freak you out as much as they should. 
• You don't realize how long your hair has gotten because it's always in a pony tail
• You pour yourself a "kid sized" amount of cereal 
• No wippes? No problem..spit bath!
• You hear noises and automatically wonder why in the world would kids be up at 2 a.m
• You get more excited about a new cartoon movie rather than a "grown up" movie
• Cereal is an acceptable meal at anytime.
• When dropping kids off..you look at other moms and wonder how the hell they can have their hair and makeup done, clothes clean, and kids put together before 9:00 
• You argue with kids about bedtime..on the weekend. 
• At the park you have the urge to tell random kids to "stop climbing that you're going to break your neck"
• You go shopping for yourself, end up leaving with 1 thing for yourself..and a cart full of things for the kids
• You just watched an episode of the fairly oddparents..by yourself.
• Sleeping in is sleeping until 8 a.m
• NOTHING moves faster than you when you hear a little one cry..your also ready to call 911.  

Anyone have anything to add?

Read at your own risk...

Kids pick their noses. It's just what kids do..I have never met a kid that doesn't pick their nose! Jayden has been boogery the last few days and the other day he was picking his nose when he pulled out a huge slimy booger (I told you, read at your own risk.) He stands up with the biggest smile on his face, wiggles his finger and says "Look it dances!" I still can't decide if I'm disgusted or extremely amused. You know your around kids to much when..... ;)

Bones

So I have become obsessed with the show bones, Jayden likes to sit and watch it with me..
Jayden was playing with dads science kit and while i was downstairs switching out the washer and dryer he filled one of the things with water..i asked him why he did that and he says "I was playing bones..that's the victims blood"

I made pigs in a blanket for dinner tonight..jayden says 'nothing you cook impresses me'

Problem solver

Watching the news they are talking about how it's really crappy weather..
Jayden- why don't they just dump hot water on all the ice? 
Me-because its so cold it would just freeze
Jayden- well..maybe they should put that salt stuff in the hot water..that would work.

Picking Jayden up from school I was waiting in the kindergarten hall and the bus kids are waiting in line and Mr. Benson (the principle) comes down the hall and says "now when you guys go out there,the snow is so deep you have to swim to get to the bus" one little girl says "but I didn't bring my swim suit to school!" 

In Jaydens class they have them draw a picture then have them sound words out to describe the picture..this is what he draws!!

(I farted)

The size of the snow flakes in the mind of a 6 year old..
Jayden-"Those big snowflakes? Well they aren't snow flakes."
Me- "what are they?" 
Jayden- "its bird feathers..somehow the weather made all the birds explode and those *points at snow flakes* are the feathers"

Photo giveaway

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Jayden- ‎"Hey shell i made a rhyme! I love olive garden and applebees cause they both have MAC AND CHEESE"